"Kitty’s Keister Cream provides natural, soothing relief for anal fissures with safe, effective ingredients that heal and comfort."

Powerful Relief, Pure Ingredients

How It Works

  • Numbs without stinging
  • Deeply penetrates to protect and reduce inflammation
  • Moisturizes and repairs while keeping things cool
  • Long-lasting comfort without the burn

Why Choose Kitty's

✅ Plant-powered, science-backed ingredients
✅ Stronger than drugstore ointments
✅ Gentle enough for daily use
✅ Designed specifically for fissures, not just “general itch cream”

FAQs

Q: What is Kitty’s Keister Cream for?

A: Kitty’s Keister Cream is designed to relieve and heal anal fissures, tears, irritation, and discomfort. It uses natural ingredients like menthol, clove oil, zinc oxide, emu oil, witch hazel, kaolin clay, and colloidal oatmeal to numb pain, soothe inflammation, and protect delicate skin without harsh chemicals.

Q: Is it safe for people with Crohn’s Disease or Ulcerative Colitis?

A: Yes. People with Crohn’s Disease and Ulcerative Colitis often experience fissures, skin irritation, and discomfort during flare-ups. Our formula avoids steroids and harsh vasoconstrictors (like hydrocortisone or lidocaine) that can thin skin or worsen tearing. Instead, it’s packed with gentle, healing botanicals that reduce pain, moisturize, and protect sensitive skin.

Q: How does it work?

A: The cream provides multi-action relief:

  • Numbs pain with menthol and clove oil (without the sting)
  • Reduces inflammation with witch hazel, calamine, and kaolin clay
  • Moisturizes & protects with emu oil, beeswax, and colloidal oatmeal
  • Promotes healing with zinc oxide and manuka honey

Q: Can I use it during a Crohn’s or UC flare-up?

A: Yes. Kitty’s Keister Cream is safe for daily and long-term use. It provides relief during flare-ups by cooling, soothing, and protecting irritated skin, while reducing the risk of further tearing or dryness.

Q: How is this different from drugstore ointments?

A: Many over-the-counter ointments rely on lidocaine, hydrocortisone, or other vasoconstrictors. These can thin skin with long-term use and may actually worsen fissures over time. Kitty’s Keister Cream uses natural, non-steroid ingredients for safe, lasting comfort.

Q: Will it sting when applied?

A: No. Unlike many creams that burn on sensitive skin, Kitty’s Keister Cream provides a cooling, numbing relief without stinging.

Q: How often should I apply it?

A: You can apply a small amount 2–3 times daily or as needed, especially after bowel movements. Because it’s steroid-free and natural, it’s safe for consistent use.

Q: Can it be used with other treatments or prescriptions?

A: Yes. It’s safe to use alongside most prescribed Crohn’s or UC medications, topical ointments, and hemorrhoid treatments. If you’re on a prescription topical cream, check with your doctor before combining.

Q: Who else can benefit from this cream?

A: Kitty’s Keister Cream is great for anyone dealing with anal fissures, postpartum tearing, chronic constipation, hemorrhoids, or skin irritation in sensitive areas.